I'm almost home.
And I don't mind telling you...I'm exhausted.
I guess that's what you get for running naked through town.
On top of it all I'm shouting.
Gas is $1.96! Gas is $1.96! Gas is $1.96!
Well, technically, Gas is $1.93! It is when you buy it at Wal-Mart and use a gift card. You get three cents off whatever the price is on the sign.
So. I'm a little chilly. I'm a little horse. (as opposed to a big horse?) I mean my throat is sore.
But if those gas prices aren't enough reason to go running naked through town, I don't know what is.
I'm coming, Officer. I need to tie my shoe laces.