Tuesday, January 6, 2009

The Name Game

Bennifer started it.

Brangelina are doing it.

Why can’t we?

Let’s see.  If you put Big Daddy and Sugar together, what would you get?

Big Sugar.

I don’t think so.

Sugar Daddy?


Big Sugar Daddy?


Let’s just use the Big and the second half of Sugar.

Bigar.  Bigger?

Ah.  No.

…how about the first half of Sugar and leave off the B in Big.


Doesn’t roll off the tongue very well.

Let’s use the B in Big and take off the S in Sugar.

Bugar?  Boogar?


This is oddly and sadly (soddly?) appropriate.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Tenuous connection but this reminds me of my neighbours who have always had a dog for as long as I remember.

The first was called John Small. When he passed on they got Smaller. Then Smallest. And today they have Baby Dog.